Now they’re just being cruel:

You’d think their marketing algorithms would also cross-check for “likelihood of max’d credit cards given previous shopping patterns”. Or do you think that doesn’t really matter to them? If you’ve got a job though, you really ought hook yourself up because this sounds awesome.
Previously:
* The Cute Yellow Thin Wedge Of The Coming Robot Wars
* USC’s Student Portal Just Plain Mean
* Amazon Marketing And Its Discontents – Collected Works Of Freud Published