Jumping directly to this post:

The hit came at 7:33am - say what you will about city employees, they're not clocking in late.

References:
* Scientist Who Doesn't Understand How Judgment Works Tries To Persuade People To Drink Their Own Excrement - Produces Rhetorical And Psychoanalytic Train Wreck, Comedy Gold [IIS]

Previously:
* The History Of Hip Hop, Viral YouTube Edition [Videos]
* Sigmund Freud Head Lollipops. Yes, Really.
* IIS Begs Science: Please Stop Making Robots That Creep Us The Hell Out