Indexical Tweets, “Thinking Of Tipping The Next TSA Official…” Edition

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Highlights, lowlights, links, and airport tweets mostly revolving around TSA and alcohol (naturally), from the Icon Index Symbol Twitter stream:

Thinking of tipping next TSA official who gives me patdown. Either that or leaving money on dresser. Do they have dressers at checkpoints?

Depending on what kind of patdown experience I got, I might like it or not. If it was thorough enough I might need several drinks. And a cigarette.

Poor babies: White House “frustrated” by backlash to useless security theater http://is.gd/hFRhB

Computers at DCA American ticketing/check-in are down. All of them. You get what I’m saying right? ALL of them.

Of course they did | RT @mostlylisa: Mystified TSA with a mighty mouse. They spent 20 mins swabbing & x-raying it :|

Did math per Jaunted story on American Airlines happy hour. May save money by buying plane tickets and in-flight cocktails http://is.gd/hmlBz

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